Dexter!!

is cool

the wild Dexter

how to find him:

You can find the elusive wild dexter in many different locations in the urban jungle, however he is most often found chasing the malevolent cat who is most notably known for deciving the human race into beliving that they are freindly. You can also find him catching birds his favourite source of food.
he can also be found lounging about sleeping, however he is still closely gaurding his territory as he is quite regal about most of his possessions. However he will always (most of the time) be loyally gaurding his masters as one of his many jobs is a security officer

day job:

The D-dogs day job is murder, (although he's not very good at it) killing about 5-7 birds per year. As a part time job he takes up being a private security officer who loyally gaurds a chosen master from the likes of cats and weired people who smell funny, however he still keeps a keen eye out for baby birds who are unluck enough to fall on to his territory, birds that just can't figure out what a window is and any other broken animal who cant fend for its self and ends up in the pathway of Dexter.

dexters hobbys: